You just made me feel so damn special
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
His nipple licking is glorious
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