The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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