I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Alive.
So much puke
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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