doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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