If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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