It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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