do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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