You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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