At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My hand turned me down
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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