I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
we're so committed to being not committed
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
