This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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