let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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