A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My first STD was from a foam party
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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