How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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