In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I see more hoeing in ur future
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