Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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