Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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