well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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