Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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