oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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