Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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