Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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