Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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