My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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