Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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