so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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