Have you finally orgasmed yet?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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