it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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