if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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