We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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