normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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