Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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