it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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