the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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