Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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