I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
they need to just BURY HIM!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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