I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
My balls are so social today.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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