from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
FUCK WHALES
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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