He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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