Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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