Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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