Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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