Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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