Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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