The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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