Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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