I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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