if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.