He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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