I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina