i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire