I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My ass is underappreciated
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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