He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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