I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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