Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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