I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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