You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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